Anything But Squished [Book Two Complete!]

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Book 1 is available on Kindle Unlimited https://www.amazon.com/Anything-But-Squished-Isaiah-Irons-ebook/dp/B0DTKQTGZM Or Audible: Audible US Audible UK Blurb Between death still existing in the afterlife, running through death games that resembled a few videogames I had played in my past, and just trying to survive, just trying not to get squished . . . Sigh. And between the death of my wife a few years back, not knowing if my daughter was alive or not, and meeting a new friend who mysteriously received all my memories—even my weird-ass dreams that I don’t want anyone to know about—and then having her expose those buried memories to everyone . . . Sigh . Between all those things, you know what sucks more?    Oh shit, I haven’t even told you about Greg yet. Stupid Greg.    Anyway, you know what sucks even more than Greg? Let me tell you, but you probably already know. You can probably feel it.   It’s that feeling of being afraid of what’s next. To not know what’s next. The unknown.   That’s why I’m writing this. To lift the veil and to tell you the truth. Earth has been hushslapped—my daughters taught me that one. It’s like joining a voice call only to get muted and deafened at the same time. No communication in, no communication out—only instead of you on a pointless-in-the-first-place voice call, it happened to all of Earth . . . Our entire universe.   Except the Omniverse—our hushslappers—didn’t take into account this guy . So buckle up cowboy—uhh, or girl. Crap, I’m gonna get canceled.    Greg, stop the recording. Let’s try again.   What to expect in general: - WARNING: RR is my playground. There will  be glaring mistakes. There will be edits, both large and small. Things will change after you read them. I'll try my best not to change the meaning, but it can and probably will happen. - WARNING: I write most weeks, but my posting schedule will be sporadic, especially between books. - Stupid banter between MC and company. - A MC who is kind of dumb sometimes, because he just is. - A MC who cares about doing what is right. - A MC who wants to understand why we exist. Why this all even matters. - A MC who doesn't forget his past. - Mechanics that are logically thought out, with a system that is logically thought out, but not super exposed right out of the gate. - Each book/volume should hit around 125k-250k words. - Other dumb stuff. What to expect in B1 - This first book is a combination of WoW, Apex Legends/PUBG, and maybe a hint of Lethal Company(near the end). - 10-15k words (36-54 pages) of well edited content posted every two weeks. - Chapters that are 2000-5500 words in length - Battle Royale at the end. What to expect in B2 - Full on Lethal Company vibes turned PVP and other fun twists. - Chapters that are 1500-3000 words in length - General mayhem - Twitch content

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