Fantasy Football Is Way More Violent Than I Expected

Name: Fantasy Football Is Way More Violent Than I Expected
Author: itscrxw

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What if football existed in a fantasy world? A world where people awaken unique Abilities between the ages of ten and twenty. The Ability to fly. The Ability to summon lightning. The Ability to travel through shadows. Sounds overpowered, right? Unfortunately, every Ability comes with a devastating drawback. Breathe underwater? Only if it's distilled water. Create a clone of yourself? The clone has ADHD and might start doing whatever it wants. In this world, talent isn't determined by how powerful your Ability is. It's determined by how well you can exploit its drawbacks. Kael Von Ashford thought becoming an adventurer was his destiny after reincarnating into this fantasy world. Unfortunately, his Ability awakened years late. Ability Unlocked: [Insight] Allows the user to view another person's stats, talents, and Ability. Cooldown: 10 seconds. BUT! Every use guarantees that the user will suffer. While active, the user's face involuntarily contorts into strange expressions. "Why are you smiling at me like that?" "I'm not!" "Then why did you wink?" "...I DON'T KNOW!" With no combat Ability and his adventurer dream shattered, Kael starts searching for a job. That's when he discovers something even more unbelievable than magic. Football. A sport where players weaponize their dysfunctional Abilities, coaches build tactics around drawbacks, and geniuses turn flaws into strengths. "...Why the hell is there football in this fantasy world?" Armed with a questionable Ability, questionable football knowledge, and absolutely no coaching experience… Kael Von Ashford intends to build a team capable of conquering Fantasy Football.