I Eat Cultivators [Comedy Xianxia]

• Royal Road

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Reincarnated? More like Reassembled. Badly. A nameless test subject, abandoned by the demonic cultivators who created him, awakens in a facility with three past lives, no identity, and the ability to talk to the leaking tap in his cell. That's a lot for the first day of your life. After using absurd regeneration and slapstick body horror to escape, he enters a xianxia world of sects,  spirit beasts, and convoluted cultivation conspiracies. Mentored by a perverted talking cabbage and joined by a growing cast of equally confused travelling companions, he drifts between side quests, slowly growing stronger while trying to figure out who he is, where he came from, and what he actually wants. This is a slow-burn, slice-of-life cultivation adventure focusing on comedy, character, and misunderstandings. Demonic revelations, unsettling abilities, and moments of genuine horror creep in as the story unfolds, with major power spikes and morally questionable cannibalism waiting further down the road.

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