Nerf Them! A LitRpg Adventure

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The System wasn’t meant for us. We got it anyway—and it doesn't follow its own rules. We’ve been enhanced by the remnants of a forbidden System. Our abilities can’t be nerfed. We’re making up our own rules as we go. We are humanity’s last startup. And we are wildly unqualified. Dungeons spill into the streets. Immortals send assassins. And the System itself is… wrong. Meet the team: Jenna, the Primordial — invests in stats that shouldn’t exist. Temporal Continuity. Thought Splitting. Spiritual Expansion. If the System has limits, she breaks them. Bob, the Skillmaster — if he sees it, he can do it. Give him a yo-yo today, and he’ll behead ogres with it next week. Billy, the Everlasting — every death is a power-up. The worse you kill him, the stronger he comes back. If you want to join, send a résumé explaining your powers. Please allow 48 hours for a response, and do not use Comic Sans. Even if you’re bloody Gandalf.

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